Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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