I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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