Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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