The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Do you have feelings for this penis?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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