who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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