I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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