Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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