Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
