He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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