Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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