On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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