I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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