You can't motorboat a personality
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Actions speak louder than pants.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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