And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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