I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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