Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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