I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i just google imaged poop.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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