i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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