I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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