This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Randomize
