I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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