I molested 6 butterflies tonight
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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We are two peas in an std pod
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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