Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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