tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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