My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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