none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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