dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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