my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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