oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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