we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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