so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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