I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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