we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I can't turn off my feet"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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