Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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