I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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