A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Buhtt sex?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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