every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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