ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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