Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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