Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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