I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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