it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
last night I used snow as a chaser
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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