Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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