k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You can't just leave with hair like that
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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