Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Dear god my vagina.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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