Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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