Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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