In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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