Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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