come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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