I seem to have left my pride at pride
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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