just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I met the friendliest cop last night
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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