he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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