Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
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Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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