Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I want to be your penis for a week.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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